I want one of those marriages where they’ve been married 20 years but are still crazy in love and still cuddle on the couch and kiss a lot. I want those kind of marriages that make my kids nauseous because how in love their parents are.
— (via serajulia)
I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.